I am back. Sad to hear that Ted Kennedy has a malignant brain tumour. Then again, that would explain the enormous size of his cranium. To quote Jon Stewart, "That is not a head. That is the case you carry a head in!".
I got to thinking, which is always dangerous. But the saying "I smell a rat" is interesting. I did smell a rat. It was dead and decomposing (eating poison is a bitch). So, here I am having actually smelled a rat.
Then, as I thought more, and deeper, I realize that I have smelled a pussy, too. So now, it dawns on me that I must be some kind of animal smeller or sniffer. Is there something wrong with me?
Then again, at least, I am not a panty, especially a soiled pair, sniffer. I just cannot picture myself with panties on head, eyes peering out through the leg holes and nose pressed firmly against the crotch (moist or not). Just do not see it. Then you have to add the sniffing, the stiffy and rubbing one out....to much damn trouble.
Get the picture?
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