That's Entertainment

I am back. That was quite the weekend of weather we had in these parts. It seems we have gone from a snowy winter to a bit of a rainy summer. It rained, off and on, all day Saturday and certainly Sunday was a day of rain.

I was at Costco on Sunday. I am going to make a racist comment and it is borne out of experience. I am always amazed that people push their big ass shopping carts as if they are the only person in the store and with the same care as they would take with slugs on their lawn. I noticed an old Asian, read Chinese, woman pushing her cart much like I think she would drive. Heaven help us all, when she is on the road.

I think that is why I like the frozen shrimp at Costco. When people push their carts like fucking smackweeds, I open up my bag of shrimp (which I suddenly do not claim as my own as it fucking open in the store) and hurl little, icy, hard bits of seafood at the offending idiot. They may not understand, but I do and I get a giggle out of the whole ordeal. Besides, I do not have to clean the mess. It also becomes slippery and makes for great "slip and fall" footage, which means the laughs just keep right on coming.

Now, how is that for entertainment? Ciao!

That is better than shelling out $12.50 to see "The Love Guru", don't ya think?