What is wrong with people?

I am back. I am beginning to wonder about people. Who is kidding whom, I always wonder about people. Every time I think somebody says or asks something really stupid, another person comes along and tops them.

What the fuck is it with you people? I had a woman who bought a dress (for about 5% of retail) at one of our charity auctions just write to me to say that her dress arrived in Texas but it is too big. "What is your return policy?"

Here is the return policy, I come down to Texas and kick you in the cunt for asking such a stupid question. It is for charity. As long as it was as described, if it does not fit, too fucking bad for you. We are not a change room. What the fuck! Now, I have to try to word that in the nicest way possible.

We do not have a return policy. You bought it, you own it. We held up our end with the correct description. If it is too big, give it as a gift to one of your fatter friends. What the fuck is wrong with people?

Then again, being from Texas, transplanted home of George W., I am thinking that stupid just runs in the water there.

That is all for today. Just too fucking angry to write or think straight. Thankfully, the Scotch is coursing through my veins, so I, probably, will not kill tonight, but tomorrow, watch out! Ciao!