4 simple words

I am back. Four simple words....I HATE FUCKING SQUIRRELS!

You can take that any way you want. Then again, not having ever had sex with a squirrel, I cannot say for sure that I hate fucking them. They may be soft and warm for all I know. They may actually be the best lay possible. In fact, I bet if you tape up their mouths, then fuck them, they may even explode....now that would be cool!

Then again, it may be like shooting your load right through one. That could be cool. Or it could be a real mess.

Would you have to use lube? Should you use lube? Then again, who wants to rub their penis raw on a, or in a, squirrel? Any hillybillies out there? Then again, if there were, could they actually read and comprehend this?

I am just full of questions here.

I have not literally ever fucked a squirrel, but I do like to consider myself open minded, so I would not put it past me. It is really far down on the old "to do" list, however. I think I want to fly into space well before I even attempt to fuck a squirrel. It is just that I hate fucking squirrels.

I do not see a purpose to those bushy tailed rats. Fuck them all I say. If by fucking them, they die and I do not have to deal with them, then maybe I need to enlist David Duchovny's help in fucking the squirrels and ridding them from my life forever.

I can handle the raccoons as they are clever and learn. Squirrels are just dumb and deserve to die by having some anonymous dude stick poke them with his dick. It is a scary visual that I am getting. I hope you are getting it as well. Then again, this method of pest control would make the parks unplayable...and rather sticky, then crusty. Not good for anybody, well, except for the squirrel fucker.

I guess I should have opened with I do not like squirrels, but I hate fucking squirrels really says it all, maybe, too much.

Chew on that one for a while. Ciao!