I am so back. My uncle sent me an email with some comments and an article in the British press. Apparently, in Austria, near Salzburg, is a town called "Fucking". Apparently, British tourists come with socket wrenches and cameras to steal the "Fucking" signs and the Nazi, er Austrian cops are none too pleased.
They will tell you that the Germans do not steal the "Fucking" signs. Nor do the Americans. The Americans are all pansy assed about living the Sound of Music dream by running through the hills near Salzburg....instead of fucking around with "Fucking" signs.
Perhaps, it is just that the English like a good "Fucking". I mean, who can blame them. There are many times in a day, most of it actually, where I think that I would rather be Fucking.
Now, for a moment, picture yourself living in a town called Fucking. Would that make you a Fucker? The town matriarch would have to be known as Mother Fucker, would she not? Hear the town cry..."Fucking is the best!" How true it is (then again, a good blow job is always nice and to quote the late Richard Jeni...a blow job is the best. It is sex without work.)
Picture living in town. You are the Fucking doctor or the Fucking lawyer or Fucking garbageman. Whatever you do the best adjective to describe it is...."Fucking". How cool is that?
It is pretty cool and funny as I do not fucking live there and have to hear about it.
Ciao! Have a Fucking nice day!
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