Gay Aiken

I am back. In the week's biggest shocking, most mind-boggling turn of events....Clay Akin is gay. What the fuck!???? He was the epitome of heterosexual manliness to me. Say it ain't so.

Or should I say...dude, what the fuck took you so long to actually come out and say. I mean he lived it. He is Gay Aiken.

I do not care. But let's get real. It was apparent during his American Idol run that he was gay. Big fucking deal. I mean nobody was asking him to hit the high note with a dick in his mouth, though that would be some kind of talent. Of course, that would probably make him a star of gay porn, but what do I know from gay porn?

Now, that the shock has worn off...who the fuck cares? It is like Lance Bass coming out. There is a gay, er guy, who constantly has the "bunny in the headlights look". He has the look like he has not a thought running through his head....which may be true. But he is glad to be gay. And I am glad for him, and Clay. Be true to who you are but cut the shit and say you are gay, it is not like you were hiding anything.....from anybody but your grandmother and even she knew...she was just trying to humor you.

I mean, bringing home sailors to spend the night, what other conclusions can be drawn? Well, tell me smart guy? I thought so.

Now, that we all know Clay Aiken is gay, we can all sleep soundly (knowing that he likes nestling a dick in his mouth) and he is not afraid to tell his new baby (conceived with a turkey baster).

Have a great weekend one and all. Ciao!