Assault with a Cheeseburger????

I am back. Wanted to shout a belated happy birthday to JLC. There that bit of housekeeping is out of the way.

Just to remind you that we live in an age of stupidity, or maybe it has always been so, a Vero Beach man has been charged with assaulting his girlfriend with a cheeseburger. They had a fight and she threw her McDonald's soda out of the car window and he smashed his cheeseburger in her face, just like Jimmy Cagney did with the grapefruit in some movie (it was a famous scene).
Okay, he also gave her another cheeseburger facewash when they got out of the car.

I hit to giggle, but it is funny in an absurd sort of way. Giving your girlfriend/wife a cheeseburger facewash sounds like a funny thing to do. I know the Wife would not see the humor in it, but it does not mean that it is not funny. Just picture the scene and tell me that it is not funny.

What if it had been a weiner? Does that make it funnier? Or does that become more "porn" like? Then she tries to swallow it whole.....now that is porn like.

Again, this is what happens when you eat McDonald's, just like in Super Size Me, only more "assaulty".

That is it for today. Ciao!