Did Jesus like fish?

I am back. I was driving today when I noticed that the car in front of me had one of those Jesus fish things affixed to the trunk. I have a couple of questions about that.

1. What is the purpose of that? What are you trying to show and why do you feel the need to affix a fish to your car to show it?

2. How did this shit begin? Were pioneers on covered wagons burning fish shapes into the back of their wagons?

3. How does the fish represent Jesus? Why choose the "lowest" of the vertebrae? Why not a Jesus seahorse or squid? That reminds me, I may saute some Jesus calamari for dinner, doesn't that sound scrumptious?

4. How can believe I actually used the word "scrumptious"?

5. If there are plenty of fish in the sea, though obviously not as many cod as there once were, does that mean there are many messiahs (false or not, that is between you and your Lord) in the sea, too?

I did a turn of the Internets for that question. It was all blah, blah, blah. Then I found something interesting. Apparently, the fish symbol has been used for millennia as religious symbol for the Pagan Great Mother Goddess and it is the outline of her vulva. There you have it, if it looks like a fish and smells like a fish, it is obviously the Pagan Great Mother Goddess's pussy.

I am finding it all so confusing. Ciao!