I am back. Let me say Merry Christmas to those out there who celebrate. Apparently, NORAD is tracking Santa Claus, like a fucking ICBM. They are prepared to shoot him down, apparently. With his beard, he looks a bit too much like Osama bin Laden (where is he? dead or alive?). Pity, poor Santy.
The Lad made a valid point. Santa is a feminine form of saint. Should he not be known as Santo Claus? Just a thought, provided by the Lad.
I got to spend the better part of this morning....shoveling. The big problem this time was that the temperature had/has climbed. We now have some rain and fog. The snow was fucking heavy. It seemed to take forever to shovel out. Then the fucking snowplow came, did our street and piled more shit up at the end of my driveway. Fucking jerkweed City.
During the municipal elections, the local dick stood on my lawn and told me about "value" for my tax dollars. It looks like they bought new snow removal equipment. The old ones allowed them to lift the plow for driveways, leaving little snow in front of the driveways. Not these new ones, though. I am hard pressed to figure out how I am receiving better "value" when I am paying more and getting a lesser service.
The fun will come on Friday when they have to figure out how to take my big ass extra large blue bin and get over the foot wide snow patch between the curb and street. It has been a well thought out, integrated system. Love the leaders (that term is used so loosely) of this city. The only thing worse is the dumbass citizens who vote in these useless sacks of shit every three or four years. Baaaaah! Baaaaah! Bunch of fucking sheep!
Well, a Christmas rant, who would have thought that.
Have a Merry one or drunken one, which ever you prefer. Ciao!
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