A little inspiration from an unlikely source

I am back. On the 21st, I forgot to give a happy birthday shout out to the good doctor, so consider it now done. I was hit with a spark of inspiration last night. A television commercial, of all things, set off a spark in my brain and I actually remembered what I found so funny.

I was watching something, last night around 10, maybe FoodTV, and there is this commercial with a mother and daughter and the mother has had her malady relieved by Canesten Cream. Now, here is where it gets rather profane and I may lose my female audience, which I would think is virtually non-existent and that is no matter. I thought that it is wonderful to get to view a commercial for cunt cream. Yup, that is what it is.....cunt cream.

See, it reminded of me of the family business. My family business was retail pharmacy. We owned a pharmacy and both of parents are/were pharmacists. Anyway, at our store all the vaginal creams were kept in a cupboard in the back. The cunt cream was stored in the cunt cupboard. I love the alliteration "the cunt cream was kept in the cunt cupboard". Say that a few times, it just rolls off the tongue.

Anyway, in our store it was referred to as the cunt cupboard by all, or at least those I remember. My mother even called it the cunt cupboard. She would tell me "get a tube of <insert your desired cunt cream brand name here> out of the cunt cupboard". Come to think of it she did not have to tell me where to find the cunt cream, I knew what and where it was. I think she wanted to try and shock me or disturb me by having to hear my mother use the word "cunt". That was not disturbing or shocking. She was talking in the third person...it was some disembodied cunt to which she referred, not one attached to somebody.

It would have been disturbing to hear her screaming (or moaning) to my father "pound/fuck my wet cunt with your cock! Harder, pound my cunt harder!" That would have been disturbing.

There you have it, an inoccuous Canesten Cream ad, has me imaging my own mother really getting into my father pounding away at her cunt. I must be sick. The poor folks at Canesten (it was Miles/Bayer at at least one point in time) were just trying to help women out with their itchy pussy issues and biotic balance and my father is somehow fucking my mother silly. What kind of world does my mind inhabit?

By the way, am I the prime demographic that the Canesten folks are trying to reach with their cunt cream ad? After that last paragraph, I would think not

Things to ponder over the weekend. Ciao!