Porno Lies

I am back. I thought of something yesterday and it all made me laugh. Let us call this "Porno Lies".



I do not have trouble with pornography and judging by what I have seen on that there Internet, many, many, many others do not as well. I am looking back on my past with both porno and reality and I was struck by some of the "lies" in porno. Keep in mind, it is not necessarily a "lie" per se as those who provide it will tell you that it is merely "fantasy". So here goes nothing.



The lie that all women have bisexual tendencies.--I have yet to meet a woman, let alone bed one, that has come out and said that they want or would be turned on by another woman in the bedroom (car backseat/living room floor, choose any location you would like) with me/us. Now, I realize that it could be some "knee-jerk" revulsion they have had or that they "protest too much" to hide those tendencies.



Now, I have known some guys to have had girls that swung that way. I just have not had the pleasure or complications of that. Maybe it has been my choices. I have had women who did not want to kiss me after I had spent countless minutes going down on them (this even after I was spitting out pubic hair, presumably hers). Then again, I have been with feminitas who would lick their juices off of my lips (damn sensual), so who knows. I could be wrong about that one.

The Money Shot/Facial--I have yet to meet a woman who will openly admit to liking a guy shoot his load in her (on her?) face. Again, that may be a way of not appearing to be "slutty" and that may change when she is alone with her dude, I do not know. Maybe I just have not met such a "cum slut". I am not saying they do not exist and I am not passing judgement here. If you are a lady and enjoy taking a load to the face, once in a while or all the time, because you enjoy feeling "nasty", I am cool with that.

That "nasty" feeling could be one of those things that makes anal sex so alluring. If you want to think about it, it is a pretty "nasty" act. Sticking your dick in the shitter. Potentially sticking your dick in shit. That is "nasty", yet very exciting.

Those were my two major lies. I could go into seemingly non-lubed anal (a very bad idea, especially if it is your butt being violated) as another lie, but that is really editing. Who the hell wants to see the lubing up before the shot? It just does not flow as well, but is necessary, really necessary.

There you have it. Ciao!