I am back. What a weekend it was. We had dinner here on Friday with the Wife's family (brother, aunt, uncle and cousin). It was my brother in law's 50th birthday on Saturday. He does not look like he is 30, let alone 50. Then again, he does not act as if he has the accumulated knowledge of a 50 year old. He really does settle in around the common sense of a 10 year old. It is too bad, but rather okay that he has no children and is unmarried.
As if I needed any reason not to go to Mexico, they provide another one........SWINE FLU, with the option on a pandemic. It is bad enough that Mexico had declared open season on Canadian tourists and kept the problems quiet so as not to rock the tourism boat/money. Then they have brought wicked drug wars, where the criminals are killing the authorities and going into the US to kidnap and kill people, drug and gang related, in the US. It appears to be becoming a failed state, but now they give us swine flu.
It is crazy but like SARS back in 2003, it has to start somewhere.
My only question is this, can an Orthodox Jew get swine flu? Would that create a problem with his rabbi? Not sure of that one.
Do you get swine flu by fucking a pig? I mean we have all been there, done that. It is like a disgusting rite of passage. Fuck a pig, regret it, but then think dropping a load is still dropping a load. Man, I will be a great father some day....just not today, of course.
Pity, the Lad who has to live with mind. All adult like one second and all juvenile, but true, the next. Living with me is like living on a roller coaster.....without being strapped down.
If you put lipstick on a pig, which can make her more fuckable, can you get swine flu? Or does it only transmit if you kiss the pig? Again, who has not kissed a pig in their day, or at least is willing to admit it now?
I would like some answers here, so please drop me a line. Ciao!
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