A tree hugger, I am

I am back. Well, with the snowy and slick yesterday, I have a story to tell. Understand, we live on a crescent right by the curve. There is a concrete light standard in the center of the curve. My neighbour has hit that pole. Then again, my neighbour seems to hit a lot of things with his cars, so that could be an isolated incident.

During the winter, in the snow, I saw a pick up truck take the curve to quickly and skid....into a snowbank in front of our house. It was snowy, no harm done. Doofus should learn how to drive according to the road conditions that is for sure.

Well, I open the blind in our room before I take a shower yesterday. I come out of the shower at around 7:30 and take a quick peek out the window. I continue on my way then realize that there are two brown lines on the lawn. I take another look and realize that those brown lines are skid marks of a car that has obviously taken the curve to quickly given the wet and icy conditions and rode up my lawn. I look again and notice that the bird house in the 8 year old Ohio Buckeye tree on our lawn is on the ground.

The asshole who drove on my lawn...hit my fucking tree. There is chunk of bark taken out of its trunk. Too bad that it was not my neighbour's old, old maple tree (the one that was struck by lightning last spring) and the car would have been wrecked. It would have served the smackweed right.

As it is, this white Mustang and the half wit driver who ran off has got some good damage to his car's front end and is missing some paint.....as it is on my fucking tree. The tree is also on a bit of a slant now.

I am pissed that this useless piece of human flotsam hit an innocent tree and drove off. Not to mention the fact that the motherfucker drove on my lawn without nary a word of apology. If you know who this is let me know. I would love to hook a car batter and jumper cables to his nipples for shits and giggles.

Revenge for the tree! Fuck, somehow I have become a tree hugger! Ciao!