The digression King

I am back. Wow, 8 days since my last post. I am sure it was a good one. Then again, what do I know?

I do have to send out a birthday greeting to my neice in Dayton, Ohio. She may be the "dim" one. Seems to have been caught drinking underage and smoking reefer by her parents. Her parents (the Wife's sister and brother in law) are rather "uncool" and "nerdy" by my, and any right thinking individual's, standards. She could not go without getting caught (by police among others) and having to deal with her parents. I am not moralizing the fact that she has done it (I did at her age, too), I am more upset with the fact that she got caught (repeatedly). That is what bothers me.

I must also shout out a birthday greeting to my brother. It is his birthday, too, and he had it first. Anyway, I WILL call him later unlike my mother. It was her birthday two weeks ago. I did send a card and was going to call her in the evening. As luck would have it, once I arrived home with the Lad at around 8 that evening, I completely forgot to call. I did remember the next morning at 6:30. She did not care so I am still golden in her eyes. Of course, her vision is obviously impaired.

Apparently, in Hungary they are saying that Santa Claus should avoid kissing children. They say it is to avoid the spread of the flu, the MEXICAN SWINE flu (deal with it). I say it is avoid the notion of Santa as pedophile, which can be far worse than a little flu. Then again, I am not sure if a brush (strange choice of words0 with a pedophile will kill you (I am not advocating that at all, I am just saying). Then again, giving a pedophile Santa the flu and he dies, well that is just Karma. Then again, the kids at school may be pissed that you "killed" Santa, but you know what, he had it coming.

Did John Wayne Gacy ever dress up as Santa Claus? What kind of St. Nick was he? Well, little Billy, your present is under the floorboards. Why don't you go and have a look?

That was sick. Ciao!