So, what's a little oral between friends?

I am back. As usual, I do not think that I have anything to say. As true as that may (the jury is still out on that one) be, it does not change the fact that Oral Roberts, the evangelist, is dead at 91. Oral Roberts University is his namesake.

I always was cracked up by his name, with spelling, and his role as tele-evangelist. There he is preaching and all that I can think about with that name is....well....oral, giving and getting, it does not matter.

Oral Fucking Roberts. Could have been named Sixty Nine Roberts and everyone would be happy. Hell, he could have been Blowjob Roberts, now that is a name that stands for something, but it is a bit male-centric. Of course, he was a male, so that should not have mattered. Deep Throat Roberts, well that may just be a nickname given to a girl I knew in high school. Believe it or not, she was VERY popular with the gentlemen.

Had he not followed his "calling", he could have been quite the porn star or at least have a great porn star name. Oral Does Oral. That would have been a popular title. Perhaps a bit less so in the recent past, since I do not want to see a 91 year old man getting a blown. I mean who wants to see his 91 year old nuts and scrotum hanging down the floor (damn, that gravity).

The thoughts go on and on. It is not enough to bring Oral back but he is in a better place. He is resting with his maker.....or burning in hell if his evangelism (and all of it) is/was "wrong". I guess I will find out soon enough. Then again, I have not seen anybody rising to heaven naked, so the Rapture has not yet occured. Though, there is a Raptors game tonight, so I have that going for me.

Ciao!