I did come back

I am back. I told y'all that I would be back in less than a month. I kept up my end of the bargain, how about you?

Sort of let the summer writing lie fallow and felt that I should pick things up while I feel that I can. I have let too much go by without commenting.

I was coming into work earlier in July. It has been rather warm around these parts this summer. It is so unlike last summer. There has not been much rain, or an inordinate amount of rain, and we have seen some very hot and humid days and nights. I can recall the Wife and I being outside, on our deck, after dark and noticing that the air was not moving. Thick and not moving air does not make for easy sleeping without air conditioning. We have the A/C and that thankfully, has not been a problem (unlike 2007). Of course, by about this time in 2007, we really did not need the air conditioner.

So there I was going into the office. I am at a stop light and notice a woman in a tank top, a blue tank top, and shorts. Normally, it being summer time, I love seeing the ladies in various states of undress. Sadly, from a purely asthetic standpoint, this woman was rather, er, curvy?, no, lumpy?, possibly, foldy. I know that "foldy" is not a word but this woman had MANY folds of skin. That was not the worst part. She was not wearing a bra, obviously, and her tits were hanging down to the folds that should have been her stomach. Then, again, her stomach folds my have dropped to her knees. Gravity is really unforgiving on the excessively overweight.

Then again, it has been so hot and muggy that my testicles are hanging lower than ever. I have to be careful when I wear boxer shorts. I could be walking around and then my nuts fall out the side of my boxers and shorts and hang by my ankles. I was walking and kicked myself in the nuts with the heel of my sandles. It was just a clip, but it hurt nonetheless.

Oh, these dog days of summer with their trials and tribulations. Bad eye candy as I drive and my nuts getting in the way of a simple walk, these are a few of my favourite summer activities. Ciao!