Monday, January 03, 2011

My New Years Resolutions

I am back. I neglected to mention my new year's resolutions for 2011. I have decided to forgo the usual things. I am tired of trying to be a better me. Where the fuck has that gotten me? Nowhere.

I always backslide and then boom, the same old me, no new and improved version. This year will be different.

I resolve to be more cantankerous, caustic and ascerbic. As far as I am concerned, there will be no such thing as too sarcastic or too bitter. Those are resolutions I think that I can keep. I expect you all to hold me to them.

Happy New Year, once again. Ciao!

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