An Open Message

I am back. Today will be a short and sweet post. Oh yeah, an early happy b-day to somebody who knows to whom I am referring.

This message goes out to the dude, older one at that, sitting at the window, facing the street, at the Starbucks Coffee at Eglinton and Hilltop Road, having his coffee and using his mobile phone. Dude, just because you are behind a large pane of glass does not mean you are invisible. Stop picking your fucking nose! It is gross, though sometimes necessary. People, such as myself, do not feel the need to have to see that action in high fucking definition 3-D. Take you coffee, go into the bathroom, lock the door and get yourself buried in your nose to your elbow for all anybody cares. Do not make it a spectator display.

And another piece of advice....again, just because you are alone in your car does not make you invisible, either. Do not pick your nose at traffic lights. People can see through the windows. Do you think your ability to see through windows is some sort of superpower, you dumb fuck? It is not, by the way. Stop picking your nose in public!

There, that was public service announcement for June of 2011. Ciao!