Been a long while

I am back.  It has been a long while since my last post.  Been very busy and this is one of the things that was going to suffer.  Besides, I kind of forgot how to log back into this account.  That is me.  What has been up by y'all?

Well, the other day some things struck me.  I figured that I would share them.  Of course, that assumes anybody is reading.  In my travels, I came across some things so here they are:

1.  Adult Video Store (on Keele, north of Wilson):  How are these places in business?  I mean with the internet and all, you have a veritable pornicopia of smut choices, any genre and depravity that may get you off.  I keep seeing these small shops, with the viewing rooms.  I think the second worst job in the world may be the guy that has to go in and "clean" up these rooms after the viewers are finished.  Of course, I am not sure how you spin "jizz janitor" on your resume.

The worst job is the cleaner, especially on the kill floor, of a slaughter house.  It used to be that being a butcher was an apprenticed skill.  Now, with factory farming and large scale meat processing plants, doing the slaughter of animals has become a low skill position (often filled by immigrants).  The lowest of the low end up on the cleaning staff (there have been deaths attributed to people who have fallen into kill vats and they themselves have been sliced to death by the blades.  I guess it is okay as another replacement piece (read human who is just a faceless immigrant) is easily on hand.

Anyway, back to the Adult Video Store, I just wonder who comes, sorry for that word in this context, in there to browse, rent, buy or just view?  I am rather scared to see.  In any event, that was not my point.  It was this.  The sign on the store talked of "Rear Parking and Entrance".  So here they are promoting "rear entry", just the way I like it. 

2.  There was a business called Hardick Springs.  Nothing tells the ladies about your desires than a hard dick springing.  It just struck my juvenile mind so quickly.

3.  Perhaps my favourite.  Edam Spa, or just another name for a "rub and tug" massage place.  Call it a "spa" and you can charge $40/half hour.  Anyway,  the sign tells of aromatherapy.  With the name Edam and aromatherapy?  Nothing like the smell of cheese, I guess.  Of course, some cheeses smell worse than others, but I cannot say I have found one that smells good.  Feta smells like old people's feet.

When the Lad was little, could fit in the seat of a shopping cart (a long, long time ago), I used to take him shopping with the Wife.  I would end up by the cheese section and let him smell the cheese.  When he got a whiff of the blue cheese, his face was priceless.  I do not think that he enjoyed that very much. 

Anyway, that is all for now, so ciao!