2010 - The Year of the Well Adjusted Madman Ass Kicking

I am back. This will be short and not too sweet. I have nothing to say so you can leave right now.

You did not leave, you mischievous little fools. It is holiday time. I will not get into the Powers That Be (way back when) co-opting a Pagan celebration of the Winter Solstice and "moving" the birth of Jesus from the summer to late December. I could go all "Bah! Humbug!" on your shit and all, but I will resist the urge to do that. I do want to extend my best wishes to one and all during this holiday and new year season. That is me being sincere. I will refrain from that crap from now on.

I do resolve to kick some ass this upcoming year. It is time for a good, societal ass kicking, if I am reading the tea leaves correctly. Take a good look in the mirror and ask yourself this, "Do I deserve a Well Adjusted Madman ass-kicking?". If you answer "no", then you are a liar and you ass will be kicked for lying. If you answer "yes", then you will be ass kicked. I think that I am going to enjoy 2010.

In fact, if I am correct, this upcoming Chinese New Year is the year of the Well Adjusted Madman Ass Kicking. Not as catchy as Year of the Dragon or Rat or Ox (we are currently in that year), but more fun.....for me.

Well, I do have to run, but you should continue to look behind you....I'm a coming and the kicking feels right. Ciao!