Just another observation

I am back. Another observation or thought occurred to me. They just come to me. It is almost like my observation of the people you see sunning themselves on nude beaches being people that should keep their clothes on. If you see somebody wearing sandles with socks, invariably English will NOT be their first language. There is a bit of a qualifier though, and it is this. If the sandles in question are Birkenstocks and socks are grey and wool, then English may be the first language but they will be loony leftists in which case, though they may use English, they WILL be speaking a foreign and absurd language, though it may sound like English. You will, of course, have to trace out what they say.

Another thought came to me, too. It was a while back at a dinner at my in laws' house. My wife's aunt was there and I guess she was talking, (I think this is done because silence obviously scares these people, they have never met a silence that they did not want to fill with banal and inane monologues)[was anybody listening?] about somebody (never about ideas, always about people in the suburbs, who should remain there) and sex. Her line was "I like to get laid just like the next person..." I thought about that and I still cannot get that image out of my head. I have tried alcohol, Valium, pot, LSD, PCP. I would rub a magnet on my head to disable my brain but that damn image of her aunt having sex with the uncle is burned in my brain. I need help with that one because the thought is putting me off sex. I think that I will become a monk or monkey. If I were a monkey, I could throw my feces at people. I could do it now but then that is just "crazy" and dirty. As a monkey it is not considered psychotic behavior.

That was the observation and I must go. Ciao!